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The 365 Stupidest Things Ever Said 2025 Page A Day Calendar

SKU 5263000
Item: 5263000
Barcode: 9781523525263
$17.99
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A perennial favorite: eyebrow-raisingly stupid things actually uttered by sports stars, politicians, entertainers, and other names from the headlines. Guaranteed to cause chuckles!

  • BAFFLING GAFFES AND FANTASTIC FUMBLES: This calendar provides your daily dose of absurdly asinine articulations, including statements from truth-challenged politicians, pointless 911 calls, what not to say in court, the dumbest questions asked of Disney employees, and hilarious headlines.
  • A HILARIOUS ROUNDUP OF FAMOUS PEOPLE: Sports stars, politicians, entertainers, names from the headlines—saying really dumb things. Includes quips from Congressman George Santos, Bill Maher, Elon Musk, and more.
  • PLASTIC FREE: Printed on responsibly sourced paper and 100% recyclable.
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